With this beautiful Wisconsin weather breathing life back into me, I felt the need to pay homage to a true Midwestern summertime tradition. Jorts. The wonderful blend of your favorite old holy denim that you just cant seem to part with, and shorts. You can't justify throwing those bad boys away so the next logical step would be to cut off all the area that has the holes in them and make them into sweet shorts.
Jorts are quite versatile. You can garden in them, go to outdoor music festivals in them, roller blade in them, beat your wife in them...... I think you get the point.
Anyway, raise your glass to this beautiful Midwestern tradition because without jorts there never would have been Man-pris.
I think Mike needs to post a collage of himself in jorts.
ReplyDeleteNot gonna lie, this post was partially directed at him.
ReplyDeleteNice! The guy in the middle looks like he's holding up those mini people by their belt loops!
ReplyDeleteok, ok... i'll give 6 to 1 odds that Davenport actually either currently has or had cut-offs (I fucking dare you to create some asinine explanation as to how cut-offs are different than jorts) while "mike" has none, nor has ever had them nor will ever wear them in public... but he might be stupid enough to not get where the "j" comes from in jorts... now, if you want a display of shorts (that being the literal definition of Short, as in not long - i.e. cargo shorts or any other latent homosexual-guised-in-the-presumed-hetero-fashion-of-the-day-shorts) i'd be proud to oblige... you want gingham or stripes?
ReplyDeleteyep, totally dumb enough to not catch the "j" from jeans... or smart enough...
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