What Time is It? Thats right, Jorts Time!

With this beautiful Wisconsin weather breathing life back into me, I felt the need to pay homage to a true Midwestern summertime tradition. Jorts. The wonderful blend of your favorite old holy denim that you just cant seem to part with, and shorts. You can't justify throwing those bad boys away so the next logical step would be to cut off all the area that has the holes in them and make them into sweet shorts. 

Jorts are quite versatile. You can garden in them, go to outdoor music festivals in them, roller blade in them, beat your wife in them...... I think you get the point.

 

Anyway, raise your glass to this beautiful Midwestern tradition because without jorts there never would have been Man-pris.

Allow myself to introduce...myself.

A woman applied for an opening at my company and she has the EXACT same name as me. First AND last. I've never met another person going through life with the same name. I'm not such an egomaniac that I assume I'm a total original...I'm sure this kind of thing happens all the time. But to have to work with that person and see them EVERY day? I can only imagine the nightmare in meetings, not to mention phone calls, emails and whatnot. I'm pushing for immediate disqualification. I need to find a way to bring this girl down. Suggestions?

Daily Apple

Success is...

S Sexy
U Ugly...NOT!
C Cocaine
C Collagen
E Exercise
S Stair climber
S Sassy

Bored at work?

Pass the day away with this!

http://www.ronwinter.tv/drums.html

What are you going to name your electronic side project!

LOVE DAN METH!

Hey buddies!

Just want you to check out dan meth.

he's great! 

Here's his website

http://danmeth.com/

and he also makes these great shorts called the meth minute

hmmm maybe I'll have to change the name of my posts to something more sciency

check this out!

Country Ass Town

Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

Where the gold at...

I even gave you a nickname,

but now I'm not going to tell you what it is. Okay it was laser!

Your Daily Apple. Vitimins for Your Brain

"If we never made mistakes, how would one know they made one and stuff?" - some famous dude.

Bullshit Department

In the total bullshit department, Area 51 UFO's were apparently a military plane. Guess it isn't balloon research anymore. You, me, Fox Mulder and Bob Engler from the West Wing know the truth.

Lying Government

No way

Back from LA - Enjoy

Your Science Minute

Hey guys

Hope your day has been a good one.

My scientist buddies and I have been up to some research and I thought I'd share a little of what we found out this week.

A new study published in the journal for Occupational and Environmental Medicine says that

lack of  "Team Spirt" at work can lead to depression. An easy way to fix that is by giving your co-workers a nice pat on the behind or deep french kiss. It works wonders here in the lab.

In Robot news I watched this great video on TED.com about the robots being used in war and though i didn't understand a lot of the big words he was using, the pictures were really cool. It also made me want to watch Short Circuit. Here's the link: http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/504

And finally in Earth news. 

The earth shifted 15cm (that's like 6 inches for you americans) the other day in that quake in Italy. Which just goes to show that we need to start thinking about  how to calm Hades God of the Underworld when he gets restless and tries to go around fucking up our shit on the surface of the Planet. I think maybe we should start focusing on building a robot that could drill down to the underworld and tell him to stop or shoot him up full of Xanax or something.

I'll report back with any new findings as soon as they're found!

This has been your Science Minute and stay dry out there.

The Human Body

I MAX 3D, here i come