Movie Corner - Reviews

Hey Movie Buffs,

I was born with three thumbs so naturally I was a destiny'd to be a movie critic. Here are some films that have passed by my desk of late.

Transformers 2: GREAT FLICK! Watched it twice already...Megan Fox kinda looks busted in this one though, probably from fighting so many robots in the first film. Sam Wikipedia (Shia LeBouf) doesn't mind though cause his car is still into her (Autobot Bumblebee) and wont let him see anyone else; plus she's a mechanic so I think there is some sort of underlying love triangle going on. Anyways, the humans and Autobots win this round again, but can they handle a 3rd round from the Decepticons? I dunno but I CANNOT WAIT to find out!

I Love You, Man: Weirdly hits home for me (read: I don't have friends). Paul Rudd turns in yet another Oscar worth performance and Jason Seigel seems pretty cool too.

Woodstock; Then and Now: Hippies realize yet again that they have run low on their stash and attempt to cash in on the one thing they did right 40 years ago. Jimi Hendrix is still awesome/dead. This movie is good if you were there, which you weren't, so it's not.

Don't Mess With the Zohan: Pretty terrible. But if you live in the city (im guessing pretty much any city), its got some great/funny commentary on the Israeli and Palestinian shop owner stereotypes. Weirdly enough Rob Schneider makes a cameo. Do you remember that Looney Tunes where that little dog is always hanging around the bulldog going, "what are we gonna do boss, huh, huh, huh?" Rob Schneider is like that little dog, always riding Adam Sandler's coattails and shit. He should have pursued that roll where he played a gigalo more.

Muppets Movies: Still awesome, cant be beat.

Monsters vs. Aliens: This was really dumb attempt at cashing in on other more awesome animated films (ref: Monsters, Wall-E). Its kinda like Robots in that way, I shut it off.

The Wackness: This is a pretty good movie about the weird time between high school and college. I barely remember it but it's still a good movie. There are a lot of drugs in this movie but they serve a good purpose; as always. I kinda wish I grew up in NYC after watching this movie, kinda, cause the main character seems cooler than I am now...which I guess isn't that hard.
Three Thumbs Up!