Daily Apple

Twitter is great for telling people what you are doing. Or you could just tell them...if they even really care. I can't wait til animals can use twitter because when I am not at home I wonder what the cat and the fish are doing. Is the cat licking his ass? Is he chasing the cockroaches? Is he trying to pet the fish again? I can't wait until I can know all these things, but there's not an app for that.