It may be a bit self absorbed posting a chat with a friend...but this one was one of the better Ive had...I was laughing out loud at my desk...ahhhh office life.
john: do you think Unicorninja or a Ninjacorn is better
me: I think I like ninjacorn
john: a ninjacorn would be a ninja with a horn
me: but it doesn't have the same amount of majesty
john: a unicorninja would be a unicorn in a ninjasuit
OR half ninja half horse like a centaur
i think thats it
with a horn
me: hahahahahah, this is hilarious
I think though, to distinguish it from your average centaur, you would want to make sure that is basically a 80% ninja with a horse head + horn
and maybe one hoof
instead of a hand
that is action grip fitted for a sword
john: hmmm
interesting point
john: you should see him in his glory
me: see what, have you already made a ninjacorn?
john: it is coming to you
me: did you just draw this masterpiece that should be in the MoMa
?
john: i did
most gracious of you
i dont fuck around when it comes to magic
me: I guess not...fuck...its...so....beautiful, yet dangerous AND majestic
john: hahaha
i think i need to copyright it
me: yeah, you better do it fast cause Im on the phone with my agent
hes talking like 4 mil and world fame
opening offer
john: hahaha
shit i need an agent i think
i also had another character called Bi-polar Bear
me: so is this just a polar bear with a personality disorder or one that has both positve and negative pole mangetism
john: personality disorder
so like one sec hes all docile and lovable drinking a coke
like those coke bears
and then hes all
FUCK YOU MY WORLD IS MELTING
me: or one thats a sexually deviant and fucks all types of bears
john: hah
me: even KOALA's!!!!!!
john: hahah
oh god that could get ugly
and messy
me: personality disorders are tough to draw in cartoon form
and then the chat magically continues with another friend later that day
me: oh cool, so youre coming to new york and then going straight to san diego
Rebekah: i don't know
i sort of want to
but i live in a fantasy land
me: with unicorns?
and ninjas, ninjacorns?
Rebekah: awesome!!!!
that's like the best thing i've heard all day
i would like to live in that fantasy land
me: did you get my email?
Rebekah: what color do you think theyd'be?
no
not yet
Rebekah: got it
what about them?
i want them to look cuter
then people would really be taken aback
like whoa! that cute unicornish thing just totally went ninja on my ass
5 minutes
me: just posted, thats a good angle too
me: im gonna edit it so it reads a little better
Rebekah: and then you can add my part of the chat
:)
Ninjacorn sounds WAY more majestic.
ReplyDeleteI like the illustration though. And by like I mean "think you're nerds" and by illustration I mean, "who drew a majestic looking Ninjacorn from a photo you found of one on flickr." and take out the "the."
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