What is the world coming too?
So I'm surfing the world wide web as i usually do after breakfast
you know tweeting, facebooking, myspacing the usual stuff i do
and i finally get to my favorite news source on the net YAHOO.COM
and what do i see!
a headline saying " Tom Cruises son following in his fathers footsteps. click here to see what eighties remake he's going to be in!"
a wave of nausea instantly came over me "Eighties remake?" i thought "God please don't let it be..."
I closed my eyes and clicked the link.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!
How the shit are you going to go and try to remake the greatest movie of all time?
They are going to remake RED DAWN!!!!!!!!!
That would be like some shitty writer trying to rewrite Have Spacesuit Will Travel!
It just can't be done!
I say again IT JUST CAN'T BE DONE!
i started crying and barfing and peeing and pooping and sneezing all at the same time!
they are going to kill it and fill it with crappy CGI and tom cruses' shitty kid is in it and god does Hollywood just hate me( picture me rolling around on the floor crying and whining or.. as david hasslfot in that drunk burger commercial he did)
just in case you have never seen Red Dawn, here, and you're welcome.
but i warn you be ready to experience the greatest movie ever made in motion picture history.
then i went to IMDB.com to see the cast list and
ok you know what i have to stop right here i'm just so pissed i can't even type.
i'll be back to write more soon.
10 years ago
